IM FREEEEEEEEE CHRIS GOT MY DOOR OPEN AFTER ABOUT FIVE MINUTES OF FIDDLING WITH IT!!! I still have my door. But I have no doorknob.

He’s saying we’re going to have to break it down.

Now my cousin is over here trying to open my door with a screwdriver

And now he’s taken the doorknob off. But the middle piece is still there.

I am literally trapped in my room now. My brother like fucked up the door so that you can’t turn the knob all the way. And like I didn’t shut it because I figured I’d get stuck in here. And Joshua just went and shut it and now I can’t open my door. I get the feeling I’m going to have to cut a hole around the knob just to get in and out of here again. And right now the only way out is to literally slide out the window because that only opens out and not up.

I’m thinking about changing my URL back to ladynicklebottoms. What do you guys think?

Wow I just realized I’ve been REALLY inactive lately. Sorry guys I’ve kind of wasted all of my time playing portal and Minecraft as of late. I’ll eventually back into the groove of posting more regularly.

I am so angry. It’s hot as fuck this time of year in North Carolina and my school was holding a pep rally outside in the stadium this afternoon at literally the hottest point of the day. So I wore some shorts like any logical person. And my school has this dumbass rule that your shorts can’t be more than 4 inches above the knee, which in itself is fucking ridiculous. And they deemed my shorts too short and made me miss half of first period while I waited on my brother to being me FUCKING PANTS BECAUSE WHO EVEN MAKES SHORTS LIKE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE and it just upped my anxiety and stress levels I literally was on the brink of a panic attack in the middle of the fucking office and I was in literal tears throughout it all. Half from anxiety half from pure rage. And like I’ve worn these shorts and others like it before right in front of the principle and shit and no one said a single thing. But then the moment a teacher says anything they start harping on me about this shit and I just really fucking hate this place. Like heaven forbid I try to not have a heat stroke while you force me to wear pants during an outdoor pep rally in the middle of summer. They even told me I would have to spend the day in the EVEN HOTTER iss room if I didn’t change. And I’m just sitting there like what the actual fuck. Iss is not for people who have too short shorts. It’s also not for people who are late or skip school. Those people go to detention. Iss takes them out of class. If anything they need to be in class. They got in trouble for not being in class. So you punish them by taking them out of that class more. What fucking sense does that make. And like the lady who told me all this said that dress code is in place to prepare us for the business world. And in sitting there like IM NOT GOING INTO FUCKING BUSINESS. I HATE BUSINESS. Plus a lot of places that people my age work and will work at after high school have fucking uniforms. So why not just have uniforms if you want to “prepare” us and you’re having so many issues with it. God I fucking hate this school and all the idiots that work there. Luckily my mother just let me go home today rather than deal with these douche nozzles the rest of the day.

I’m gonna fucking combust. I came home yesterday and the ac was out so it was almost 90 INSIDE. I couldn’t fall asleep until after 4. I got 1 hour of sleep. I slept wiTH AN ICEPACK PRESSED TO MY FACE BECAUSE IT WAS SO HOT. And I’m so fucking desperate to get out of this stupid project management class that I am literally switching to a goddamn aerobics class. And long story short, I hate North Carolina.

thebeardedvulture:

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thebeardedvulture:

Want a $20 Steam gift card? I don’t, so I’m giving it away.

You can like or reblog, I don’t care. Please don’t spam with reblogs. I also don’t care if you follow me or not. The giveaway ends on August 31.  I’ll pick the winner on Labor Day. The winner can remain anonymous or be public, whatever works for you. Good luck.

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Welp. I am officially 17.

Ok I have revived myself from my nap. I’m going to get food and blog after I finish my ap calculus homework

Ugh god I have had a really busy couple of days and I am wore the fuck out. Like Saturday was markiplier’s 10 august charity live stream, Sunday I had to drive 5 hours from calabash to granite falls, today was the first day of my senior year, and tomorrow is my 17th birthday. And Wednesday I have anime club, although I actually enjoy that so it’ll be ok. And Friday I go to my nana nana’s for pizza and several card games. And over the weekend I also have to go to my other nana and pawpaws house and pick strawberries and blueberries and I have to put my birthday money on a card sometime then too. This whole week is just full of stuff I have to do. And all I want to do is sleep.

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

(Source: think4yaself)